January 2012
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
December 2011
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HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE
Be safe out there tumblr folk :)
nigelcharan asked: Omg! You should have told me LOL. I know I can't wait for "Bangarang" to come out!! :D
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bahhhh
Think I got a little too excited… so of course lunch was canceled. Postponed till tomoroww :o, I hope -_-“
nomnom
Going to The Cheesecake factory today for lunch with the ladies wohoo. Its been a while :D
ellieskies:
best sex music ever
